Dreams about peeing, pooping, or trying to are some of the most common dreams I’ve come across—I can’t even remember all the pee or poop dreams I’ve worked with clients over the years. In fact, there’s a good chance you’ve had one. It’s not that surprising—all humans do this every day, multiple times a day.
But what does it mean when you have a dream about having to pee, or pooping in all the wrong places?
As always, there are no absolutes and no definitive answers when it comes to deciphering symbols or actions within dreams. There are often multiple layers at work with bathroom dreams, but often themes of vulnerability, control, and a need to let things go arise with these dreams.
One of the most common scenarios with bathroom dreams is needing to pee or poop and not being able to find a suitable place and/or using the restroom in an unusual, normally public place. Embarrassment, shame, and anxiety often come up here. Perhaps you ended up peeing somewhere you would never pee in real life, making you feel exposed and vulnerable.
A good place to start as you feel into the visceral experience of the dream is to ask yourself, are the feelings in the dream familiar? And not just the feeling of needing to pee—but on a more symbolic level, when do you feel this way—anxious, urgent, searching for somewhere to let go, desperate for some privacy?
On a societal level, the cloud of shame that hovers over going to the bathroom is everywhere. Ever seen a commercial for “poo-pourri”? We are all socialized to believe their completely natural behaviors of farting, pooping, burping, and peeing are gross and disgusting—things we have to hide from others. It makes a certain kind of sense—pee and poop are waste, we are supposed to dispose of it. But that doesn’t mean we are bad just because we have it at all.
The metaphor is common enough—our ‘shit’…being in ‘our shit’…dealing with other peoples ‘shit’…meaning the places where we get caught in our own illusions, act out, feel heavy or weighed or burdened, stuck or confused or lost or in despair. It’s not to say that we should embrace these states—but when we are too anxious or embarrassed and feel we have to hide this shit from everyone around us, how can we ever release it? The shit is not the problem—it’s a natural part of the cycle—and our bodies naturally dispose of it. It’s the shame we attach to it that makes it so hard for us to feel like we have the space we need to let it go.
On the other hand, I know there are plenty of folks out there that have had bathroom dreams where the feeling of release is heavenly! Or maybe you found yourself going to the bathroom in public without any concern, and felt empowered. For dreams like that I would say embrace them fully! These dreams are truly a gift, an internal aspect of your experience that your dreams want you to celebrate.
In the end, it’s just crap. There is going to be more where that came from. And there’s one more obvious thing about bathroom dreams: they can sometimes be pretty funny. If you’re willing to laugh at yourself, the bathroom dream you received might go over a lot more smoothly. Just feel into the content of the dream understanding that the shit in your dream is a metaphor for the internal shit you struggle with.
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This is a great post! Thank you for your humor and grace, Kezia. My own bathroom dreams generally have to do with finding that the public bathroom I desperately need to use is filthy, inaccessible, or impossible to use without making a mess. Hm. When I have these dreams, they are so predictable that I often realize I am dreaming and become lucid. Then, I can use the bathroom or not without making such a big deal of it—it’s a dream, so it’s okay. Trying to apply that theory to my waking life, when I encounter messy situations and my own shame or anxiety about letting go….
thank you! yes, i have had that variation as well! Maybe something to do with a feeling of the external world being too messed up for us to feel like it’s okay to be vulnerable in that way…i know i have felt that a lot in my life, like i couldn’t be messy because everything outside of me was too messed up.
Damn. This article helped me I guess pathwork but this comment was spot on for recently/as a kid. Excited to check out ur dream pdf!! Ty sm!
I have dreams that bathrooms are hard to find and then are totally unacceptable because they are dirty and lack privacy and no toilet tissue or stool is plugged with junk.
Thank you. Your dream interpretation is great. Not sure what shit I need to get out, but it makes sense.
I’m sorry, but this is such utter nonsense. You dream about needing to pee because you need the loo in real life, or you’re often in a situation where you find it hard to go in public. There are no hidden meanings beyond the obvious, or metaphors or whatever else in dreams. It’s just pure common-sense. Trying to interpret dreams is silly and posts like this are full of misinformation. People interpreting dreams often come up with very obvious yet still nonsense answers. For example, someone dreaming about bananas must have had some sort of bad experience with bananas and that hidden emotion was showing itself in the dream. What a load of tosh. Don’t read into these things so much, there really isn’t that much to it. No offence intended but I do feel strongly when I read things that lead the venerable up the wrong path. There’s so much to learn about life and how it all works, and that’s what we need to concentrate on, rather than teaching people that there must be something mentally wrong with them based on a dream.
You don’t have to be sorry for how you feel or expressing your opinion. Of course I disagree with you. I never ever ever said there is something mentally wrong with you if you had a bathroom dream. I never even made a claim of what a pee dream or bathroom dream specifically means. I spent time talking about the importance of feeling into your particular dream for yourself and discovering how those feelings might relate to feelings you are having in waking life. Over the past ten years of my life dedicating myself as fully as possible to the study of dreams, my own and the dreams of many many others, I can tell you without a doubt that our dreams do have power and meaning. But I would never try to convince you of that logically. You would need to experience it yourself. I understand your skepticism, and it is okay. But I also find it so frustrating and tiring that dreams in our current culture and society are treated no better than trash, that our dreams are meaningless, or their meanings are obvious, all the things you are spewing here. It’s truly sad to me, there are so many vulnerable people who could use the support dreams offer us night after night but they don’t want to spend the time to look at it because our dreams put us contact with aspects of ourselves we judge to be wrong or bad, the shadow, etc. And our culture would rather push those things under the rug, preferring what’s “logical” or “rational”, etc, at the expense of our hearts.
Such a graceful reply to the narrow-minded person! Kudos to you.
I had a very strange and clear dream tonight . I left my poop in the Indian style toilet and there are several people pointing out that to me . I’m feeling embarrassed yet softly told a lady how she too did the same action with her kids poop . I quickly went away from the eyes of public and cleaned the poop by picking it through a paper ugh … and threw it in dustbin . Woke up to this dream strange
Just because you disagree doesn’t make the other person wrong.
How did you come upon this article if you weren’t already looking for an answer? You obviously were trying to figure out your own dream about pooping in public areas!!Lol
Take it with a grain of salt
Hi Johnathan. Read the story of Joseph in the Bible. He had many dreams and they are metaphors what what is to happen in real life. The book of Daniel has examples of them too. Dreams definitely have meaning behind them and to ask God to show you what they mean can free you from the bondage of things He wants to free you from, like people-pleasing or a warning about danger in your life. It may also be prophetic of things to come as in the book of revelation.
There’s always that one asshole that tries to ruin things….you must be a blast to hang out with
Easy now. Don’t take it personal. Have compassion. It’s a game they haven’t figured out yet.
I woke up to dreaming about going to the toilet to have a poo…as I got up I noticed I was pushing hard to go myself, I almost thought I was going in real!
I was pooping in a toilet in the isle of a drugstore happily the smell ran a woman off then a man came up all cheerful and it upset me he was there and I couldn’t get up and leave mid turd 😂
Clean up in aisle 2?
I dreamed that I had a never ending pee
Well, the good news is my pile of shit that wouldn’t flush finally went down the toilet after much surreptitious flushing. It seems I was overly concerned that others would come in and see the shit! I’m dealing with a lot of big shit right now and obviously I don’t want everyone to know and see how much shit. do have a deep need for privacy but living with others right now, understandably I don’t want to get stuck or lose control of the toiletry aspects. But whew it finally went! There is hope for me getting out of this shit .
I have the same dream Kirsten, lots recently, that’s what brought me here! I really can’t figure out what it is trying to tell me. Have your messy dreams stopped? If so did they stop when something changed in your waking life?
Hi Kezia!
AH I am so stoked that you brought to the table the Bathroom Dream! And also I’m weirdly comforted by how common they are, as dreaming about bathrooms have been one of those reoccurring dreams for me.
I am really resonating with your thoughts on the connection between bathroom dreams and vulnerability and control. I find that my bathroom dreams have less to do with a fear of peeing/pooping/finding the right spot, and way more to do with sexuality. I seek the bathroom out and am STOKED to be there and often decide spur of the moment that I want to start masturbating. Which I think also ties into ideas of the supposed “right time/right place” to have sex/masturbate. Why not in a bathroom?
Yes, the tie-in to sex and the bathroom is also really interesting–I think it’s definitely something to do with a need for privacy and/or the vulnerability of being in that out of control state…
So I just woke up to a bathroom dream. Its kind of two dreams in one, but my first dream completely cut off and my second; bathroom dream started. There was no smooth transition to it either. It just bluntly cut off to me being at my friends house, kind of worrying about where to go to the bathroom. It was kind of an open place, but not really, it was manageable. So im using the toilet and my friends brother comes in and says “hey you need to hurry up, I need to go” then proceeds to wait right infront of me to the left, still in vision, kinda close. I felt vanrauble but then he started flirting with me.. Yeah, what? Not realizing I was still using the restroom, I laughed and told him “yeah im almost done, ill tell u when im done” he then proceeds to walk away and into his room. After im done, the dream turns black and then shows me wiping myself when my friends mom walks over and starts washing dishes, again with me trying to wipe myself. Dream turns black again and then shows me wiping myself then missing the toilet and landing it on a baby’s tray, where they sit, idk how to explain it. In my dream I then proceed to pick the toilet paper up and accidentally make a mess with the shit that was on the little piece of toilet paper.. After I flush, I see my friends mom under the table playing a game and in the process of cleaning it up. Yeah, scary. I walk to her and ask her if she needed help, already having 3 pieces of the game in my hand. She looks at me then I wake up.. (This was all confusing because the friend that was in my dream and, is no longer my friend in real life. My dream was based off of her family and I was the only one there alone with her mother and brother..)
thank you so much for sharing your dream in this space! It certainly picks up on a lot of the themes I see commonly in bathroom dreams. If you want to go more in-depth and uncover the wisdom and potential for transformation in the dream, just get in touch. You can find out more about my dream readings by visiting here: http://keziavida.com/dream-reading/
House represents the being of the dreamer. Bathroom/privacy, being exposed to ‘shit’, more than likely from people in the house. Kitchen/food prep-concoctions being cooked up against the dreamer. Table/size & shape, measures trouble even danger, & the person/s near the table highly likely to be the trouble maker. Someone hiding, has a secret, doesn’t want to be seen or exposed for the dangerous game they are playing. (Put all the pieces together, game over.) My advise to the dreamer, leave this household behind.
Thank you for the interpretation. I had the bathroom dream and I was so happy to let loose and shit it was a relief. And when I woke I thought the dream was weird but I figured it meant I was getting rid of the toxic things in my life. Much better now thank you.
What do you think a dream about your bathroom becoming completed detached from your house, like the walls pulled away from the house and broke off…
phew! sounds like a deep one…any time the structure of the house is falling away, it’s an opportunity to feel into what that is like for you…and if it resonates with anything that’s going on in your life now…things breaking down, changing, restructuring, etc…?
phew! sounds like a deep one…any time the structure of the house is falling away, it’s an opportunity to feel into what that is like for you…and if it resonates with anything that’s going on in your life now…things breaking down, changing, restructuring, etc…?
I have only had one reoccurring dream in my life and it started a few years back. I have it a lot and it changes slightly but still the same theme. Most of the time it is me sitting on a toilet in public somewhere with people all around. Say a department store for example. Just a toilet. Where it doesn’t belong. Me sitting on it. Pooping. And people act like it’s normal but i am really upset and ashamed. I want to clean up and get out of there but I can’t because people are watching. Last night was a little different. I was in the shower at some hotel with a shared bathroom and I had pooped every where and had to clean it up before someone came in. I eventually had to use my clothes to clean it and walked around with poop clothes after. Yes, it’s funny. I did laugh today thinking about it. I just don’t get these dreams.
Hey there! Thank you for sharing that dream—those themes come up for people a lot. How is it for you to sit in that contrast, between you feeling so ashamed for what’s going on and everyone around you acting like it is normal? I wonder if that has any reflection in waking life…maybe your dream wants you to understand that this is a perception you’re having when you’re awake…I think the way to connect with these dreams would be to identify, when do you feel shame the way you do in the dream? Maybe it is not ever as intense as it is in the dream, but once you trace when that shame is coming up, I bet the dreams will start to make more sense in general. I know one of the bottom lines though will always be–there’s nothing to be ashamed of 🙂 Everybody poops! Let me know if you ever want to go deeper, I do 1 on 1 sessions!
Hi Keziav! Thanks a lot for the interpretation. It’s a great work your doing. I’ve been having a recurring dream about my brother who’s older than myself but in the dream I see him being very young, a kid, to be exact. Weird still, my mom has also been having the same dream, about the same person (my brother). It’s very disturbing. What could that possibly mean please?
Thank you very much! I have to say I would need more info to get going on that dream…why is it so disturbing to see your brother as a child? Is there something wrong with him? Or is it just because you both had the dream? Let me know if you ever want to dive deeper, I offer 1 on 1 sessions and complimentary 30 minute intro conversations 🙂
Maybe your brother is feeling vulnerable ? Ask him. Perhaps immaturity on his behalf ? Find out. Either way, he needs to know and feel he is valued & you all love & care about him…
Excellent post. A few people who are horrified by the no full flushing toilet scenario, who just shake their head in bewilderment, and go “no way” to the camping concept!
Kezia points out that in 99% of her clients’ dreams, there’s no weapon or indication that the pursuer means them harm. “That says you feel like people are going to hurt you, when all they might be trying to do is connect with you, and that’s a very vulnerable thing,” she points out. “Are there places in your life where you feel threatened, when there might not be a threat on the outside?”
Really nice style and good subject matter, very little else we need : D.
I’ve always had this weird dream. There’s this restroom there’s toilets with stalls that are short some without. If you had to go ppl could see you. Then there’s bath tubs in this Same restroom. It’s not very bright, it looks clean most of the time sometimes not really. I wanna say it looks kind of metal it may be wrong though. I don’t understand it. In real life I walked into a restroom with my sister and it Loooked so much like the one in my dream I told my sister and she said she has had the same. I asked two friends and they said they’ve had the same weird dream. What is it??(I’m a teenager btw but I’ve had it growing up too)
Omg me too! I have other people using the toilets too but i just keep wandering aIl around looking for a proper secluded toilet and yes sometimes thr toilets are really big don’t! I don’t see the any response for the meaning.. have you found out?
I have had two dreams within a week of pooping in public while sitting in a group of people and taking a poop secretly please explain.
thank you so much for sharing this!! I will be doing an episode of The Morning Dream about these dreams soon..please stay tuned to the youtube channel, https://www.youtube.com/user/KeziaVida
But the first question I would ask for this dream is how you feel when you are pooping in public? How secret is it? Is that feeling familiar in any aspect of your life?
Very secret when I am pooping DON’T like anyone around.
Hi Kezia,
Hope you dont mind my replies to the dreamers, just randomly chanced on this site through asking a google question re: a recurring dream of my own. Basically found myself answering my own questions after reading a published dream. I felt as if I was waking up to a ‘talent’ I chose to leave behind. I call us the ‘dream chasers’ who hopefully can help with dream interpretation thats when we become the ‘dream catcher’. Not always a good position to be in. I haven’t done this for many years & my reasons for refraining from interpreting dreams were valid at that time. One reason was, I found too many people let dreams rule thier lives, (me being 1 of those people.) Another reason was, i was approached by many people for dream interpretation, only to be turned on, though not by all, when the interpretation would be exact and precise. That was half my lifetime ago, and I’m much older now and hopefully wiser. As a child I had nightmares, dont recall having sweet dreams, those nightmares would become a living hell for those I dreamt of. The nightmares were so heavy, and as that small child I lived in fear for whoever I dreamt of. Was bad for my mother as well, as she would have to get up in the middle of the night to comfort me. Then when I was about 8 or 9, (think she was advised by someone in our family,) my mother taught me a simple prayer. She told me to recite this prayer whenever the nightmares would occur, repetitively until the nightmares stopped. Had never prayed before that, no idea what prayer was, but anything was better at that time than being bombarded with what I recall as never ending horror scenes in sleeptime, too afraid to sleep. That’s when I learnt the power of prayer. Believe me when I add that, my mother was no saint and the biggest sinner I knew. The nightmares became less and less but it didn’t stop bad things from happening. I don’t believe in coincidence and doubt that you do either. There is knowing and giving an interpretation, and then, there is knowing, and knowing when not to give an interpretation. May you be blessed with insight should the universe grant this as a blessing. Falun Dafa is good-Truthfulness, Compassion, Forbearance is good. “Great Law of the Universe”.
Hello, thanks for reaching out and no, I don’t mind you keeping the discussion going on these posts. Although I will say in general my approach to dreams is to not interpret–but instead to create an environment for the dream and the dreamer where the insight can arise naturally. That’s why i try to offer questions instead of direct interpretations. I’m sorry about the difficult dreams you had as a child. I know they are challenging. I do offer a variety of ways that people can dive more deeply into those dreams and hopefully get more out of them. I hope you’ll check them out and let me know what you think! best Kezia
I’ve always had dreams about needing to pee desperatly but all toilets are broken, clogged or missing walls. But lately i’ve started having dreams in which I actually go to the bathroom and pee and it’s fine except in some of the dreams I still don’t have any privacy, like the door swings open or someone walks into the bathroom and I tell them to leave. What does it mean?
Almost every night since for over 12 years I also, As Kristen says – “My own bathroom dreams generally have to do with finding that the public bathroom I desperately need to use is filthy, inaccessible, or impossible to use without making a mess”. I suffer with extreme anxiety, all my dreams consist of all of the bad/nasty emotions of life every night, I cannot stand it, I can’t cope, every morning I remember bits of my dreams, they ruin my day, I don’t want to go to sleep because of the dreams, I usually sleep after 2am and then I don’t want to wake up because I feel that I need to find an answer or should I say, I need to be okay with the dream before I can wake fully. My doctors & a shrink or 2 have no answers and not really interested in helping me.
thank you so much for sharing your experience. I have helped people in a similar situation as you take a new approach towards their nightmares and learn how to cope. I offer free 30 min consultations in case you want to talk it over. My email is Keziavida.k@gmail.com, I’ll send this to you.
I dreamth that this huge stranger man use the public bathroom before and he made it so filthy like toilet paper hanging on the commode and poop on it, so disgusting… I was suppose to use it after him but when I saw that I had to pour some disinfectant to clean it out… The toilet became clean..
thanks for sharing!
I had a dream that my little grandson that’s no 8 was at the time in my dream 1-year-old bathing with me and without realizing I made o poo in the bath. He started yelling about these to big pieces of shit in the water. I was trying to pick it up but crumbled in my hands. I took out the little one and took out the bath plug but before I could clean it Dr. Matzalza could me and I said the bath is dirty and you are sending people into that part. The Dr. Is my PHYSICIAN. I don’t know what and why it was thereby her place to bathe. Then my husband woke me up. But this must mean something there must but a sycnificansy to this dream. You dont dream about shit every day and as grown-up shitting in the bath. Please tell me what you think.
thank you so much for sharing your dream. I definitely think this has significance, if you’d like to explore more what this means for you at this time, i invite you to check out my offerings: http://keziavida.com/naturaldreamwork/ I can help you deepen your connection to the material in the dream and understand what that may mean for you. xo
I just had a poop dream but it was strange because I was not the one taking the poop. It was a female acquaintance. (this female had a fling with my husband before we met in real life). The dream took place in a public setting where there were multiple people in the room including me and my husband. She seemed to be embarrassed. her poop smelled and she kinda hesitated to wipe herself because people were looking but she did. She flushed the toilet, washed her hands and walked off with her husband who had been sitting patiently on her right side waiting for her to finish her business. What I found strange was that while she pooped my husband was holing back his laughter and disgust while I was trying to tell him not to laugh and respect her privacy. What could this mean?!
I often dream of being in run-down bathroom/shower facilities that seem to be at a campground. The buildings change but always very small, cheaply built, unclean, and overcrowded. Sometimes I shower, other times use the toilet, or wash at a sink. Interaction with other men in these buildings is normal (minimal conversation, trying to be courteous, nothing sexual). It is the filthy, poorly maintained structures that are distinctive, and their remote settings. Probably unrelated, as children my wife and I both feared being spied on over the dividers in public bathrooms by scary-looking men . . . unfounded to the best of my knowledge.
Wow this is fascinating! I also have the recurring dream with the filthy, disgusting bathroom that I have to figure out how to use without getting disgusting myself, which sometimes I do get dirty in the dream. Reading this makes me think about it a lot differently. I think it makes sense to need some space (thanks pandemic) and it also makes sense that I feel like sometimes there’s no right answer or just that everything is messy and I can’t control it but have to deal with it (also, thanks pandemic).
I can’t find anything specifically about entering a bathroom that goes on forever and has multiple tubs/showers in all different kinds of styles, from normal to exotic, to blissful to devastatingly awful..all in the same room, sometimes there also multiple toilets and they are not all installed correctly like a toilet that literally sits over the floor like a potty trainer and I can’t figure out how to use it without making a mess. I also have reoccurring dreams of vast and different types of locker rooms from high school to high society beauty parlors to hotels being lost and searching for a toilet i can actually use….
Thank you so much for sharing your dream! I firmly believe that if this dream has been on your mind enough to share it here, there is very important wisdom and guidance inside of it that you need to hear. I offer 1-hr sessions where I can explore your dream deeply with you and determine the specific message your dream wants you to know. You can schedule a session by emailing me at KeziaVida.K@gmail.com or clicking here: KeziaVida.com/Schedule.
I also reflect on dreams folks like you submit and post the video Mondays on my YouTube channel. If you want me to discuss your dream, click here to subscribe to my channel and drop a comment in one of the videos or reply here to let me know you did so. I’ll make sure to get to your dream in the next week!
I often dream that I am wanting to go to the loo but every cubicle door that I open , the toilet has been removed .
Thank you so much for sharing your dream! I firmly believe that if this dream has been on your mind enough to share it here, there is very important wisdom and guidance inside of it that you need to hear. I offer 1-hr sessions where I can explore your dream deeply with you and determine the specific message your dream wants you to know. You can schedule a session by emailing me at KeziaVida.K@gmail.com or clicking here: KeziaVida.com/Schedule.
I also reflect on dreams folks like you submit and post the video Mondays on my YouTube channel. If you want me to discuss your dream, click here to subscribe to my channel and drop a comment in one of the videos or reply here to let me know you did so. I’ll make sure to get to your dream in the next week!
Nice explanation. I have had that common dream of not finding right place to pee, before. But this one is a little different. And I am surprised to see such a poop dream after ages of not having one. I saw that I was wearing something, then in later scenes went all naked. It wasn’t a public restroom but there 2 women in the same room doing “chores”. So they weren’t looking at me while I pooped. I didn’t feel ashamed but was hoping to be left alone. It was like a real situation, I even washed myself and flushed away. And just as I saw the toilet was clean again I woke. Usually I have vivid dreams but never had I poopy dream so vivid before this.
Thank you so much for sharing your dream! I firmly believe that if this dream has been on your mind enough to share it here, there is very important wisdom and guidance inside of it that you need to hear. I offer 1-hr sessions where I can explore your dream deeply with you and determine the specific message your dream wants you to know. You can schedule a session by emailing me at KeziaVida.K@gmail.com or clicking here: KeziaVida.com/Schedule.
I also reflect on dreams folks like you submit and post the video Mondays on my YouTube channel. If you want me to discuss your dream, click here to subscribe to my channel and drop a comment in one of the videos or reply here to let me know you did so. I’ll make sure to get to your dream in the next week!
I’m supposed to look at the feelings I had when I had my poop dream, but my dream was not about pooping. The focus of my dream was there was nothing for me to wipe with. I wondered all over this factory looking for toilet paper and could never find any. Then a guy wrote me up for peeing on his plants. I yelled at him and bent over and split my cheeks so he could see I was just needing to wipe, and I did this in front of EVERYONE. And then my dreamed moved onto a parkour dream. I promise I am not making this up. Thoughts?
Thank you so much for sharing your dream! I firmly believe that if this dream has been on your mind enough to share it here, there is very important wisdom and guidance inside of it that you need to hear. I offer 1-hr sessions where I can explore your dream deeply with you and determine the specific message your dream wants you to know. You can schedule a session by emailing me at KeziaVida.K@gmail.com or clicking here: KeziaVida.com/Schedule.
I also reflect on dreams folks like you submit and post the video every other monday on my YouTube channel & on Instagram @KeziaVida. If you want me to discuss your dream, click here to subscribe to my channel and drop a comment in one of the videos or reply here to let me know you did so. I’ll make sure to get to your dream in the next week!
So like many others, i have stumbled upon this page because i was woken up by my poop dream thinking i may just need to go in my waking life. But in my dream, i was searching hard for a place to be able to relieve myself but they all seemed far away, until i asked a worker where the nearest bathroom was, and he led me to what seems to be an employee bathroom. I went in and did my thing, but found myself struggling to let it all out. It just won’t come out. I heard employees already starting to become impatient because they needed to use it as well. I took some toilet paper and just tried to somehow pull it out of me but it broke. The other half was still there and i just washed my hands and got out because i didn’t want to make them wait any longer after all it was theirs to begin with. So i walked out, still thinking about where to relieve myself once again.
I’m at rez at McGill university again for the first time in years.
I really need to go to the toilet but I’m chatting to people and waiting for the right moment.
I finally end the conversation with the last person and I’m in a room with toilet stalls everywhere. On the way to the toilet stall I’m still talking to one last person saying wouldn’t it be great since there’s more toilets than us in rez if we could each have our own toilet reserved for us that we each maintain and take care of, with a key that we can lock because so many times I come here and there’s a shit left in the bowl or shit stains on the seat.
I really need to go bad now and there’s no time to wait, I see a nice toilet but I’m still walking down the rows of toilets to see if there’s a better one but I really need to go so I turn back again to the one I thought was nice originally. There’s so many toilets I’m not sure if it was the same one but I go in anyway to start taking a shit.
There’s a big leak on the floor and a hand drying machine is just blasting off because it detects the water on the floor. I need to shit so bad that I don’t switch toilets again.
I’m aware that there’s a team on their way coming to fix this leak. There’s not a lot of time for me to take a shit before they arrive.
The door didn’t lock properly and because it’s a dream while I’m shitting the door gets shorter so people can see from above and it opens completely wide.
People start walking past my stall. I hug the wall and tell them “I know, this is wierd but the toilet door doesn’t close”.
I can’t shit with people watching but it’s half way out and my conscience tells me I don’t have to look at them so I look down and try to shit.
Now the team has arrived to fix the toilet. It was the people who were walking past, they just didn’t see it was toilet number 9 because I was sitting in front of the number, and that’s why they were looking in, to see if it was toilet number 9.
They turn back from the corridor of toilets and come rushing in while I’m still pushing it out to fix the toilet but obviously they can’t coz I’m shitting. It’s 2 black guys, one south african black guy and one from malawi.
The South African puts some white paint on my right shoulder while I try shit.
I’m like screw this so I push the remaining poop out but now I need to wipe and I really don’t want people seeing how much poop is on the toilet paper and what it looks like.
I’m already walking back with the people who were fixing the toilet but I run back to get toilet paper to wipe.
I try get one wipe in but my poop is super dry and crusty and there’s nowehre to throw the dirty toilet paper.
Luckily I have a water bottle but now a few kids from Saint Stithians are playing with it, like passing it around.
I grab it at the most opportune moment and now I’m trying to run to a toilet stall so I can apply it to my butthole to add moisture so I can clean it properly but they’re trying to take the bottle from me.
I get in turtle position above the water bottle to claim it.
They’re actually not that interested in it.
I wake up